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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 25, 2007 9:47:44 GMT
It had to be done. Just like last year's, except this time we all got off the plane to find ourselves in Antartica. Everyone:  ...Idk, build a resort or fight The Thing, who cares. All I knows is, I got the Hennessy. |
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 25, 2007 10:14:29 GMT
*Spots a polar bear*
Hey guys, check out the pandas!
*Runs off towards the bear, mauling sounds are heard off screen*
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 25, 2007 10:22:07 GMT
Damn. Jax isn't gonna like that. *Walks to polar bears and beats the crap outta scorp* Everyone: Why are you hitting scorp? ............. You're guess is as good as mine. *Straps on snowboard and speeds down the mountain* |
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Post by Rakk on Jun 25, 2007 10:56:27 GMT
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 25, 2007 18:53:46 GMT
Wait are those the thing?
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Post by Kan on Jun 25, 2007 18:55:03 GMT
Hungry blobs of Fat, IE Jabba the Hut.
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 25, 2007 18:56:13 GMT
Shuggoths from H.P Lovecrafts work.
*Polar bear finishes mauling scorp and walks away*
Hey! *stands* I didn't hear a bell.
*Boxing sequence ending with Scorpio flooring the bear with an uppercut*
(singing) I'm the best! Around! Nothin's gonna ever bring me down!
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Post by Kan on Jun 25, 2007 19:00:57 GMT
*I appear with a Weapon/Anti-Vehicle Model 6 Grindell/Galileian Nonlinear Rifle and pull the trigger charging it up, while pointed at Scorp*
Good bye
*It finishes charging and fires*
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 25, 2007 19:04:54 GMT
*ducks the shot and points fingers like a gun*
Mine don't need to charge.
BANG BANG!!
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 25, 2007 19:22:31 GMT
*Pulls up a chair, sits down, cracks open a bud lite, and watches Scorp and kanian stand 10 feet away from each other making hitting motions*
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Post by grigori on Jun 25, 2007 20:28:34 GMT
*Grabs a flamethrower and ties everybody up*
One of you is the Thing, and I'm gonna find out who. Once in contact with fire, your blood should shoot up and crawl away if you are it, or elsewise simmer harmlessly. But first, I'll prove what I already know...
*Pricks himself*
And now the heat...
*Blood jumps up and crawls away*
...Well I'll be damned.
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 25, 2007 20:31:14 GMT
Welp, he's the thing.
*Grig deforms and his limbs turn into tentacles*
Hmm.
Scorp: Why are you so calm about this?!?!?!
Cause I forgot to tell you, *flickers* this is just a hologram of me. I'm actually over there.
*Scorp turns to his left and sees Cleon still sitting in his chair on the hilltop sipping a mixed drink, smiling and waving at them*
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Post by Ty on Jun 25, 2007 21:59:45 GMT
*pulls up a lawn chair next to cleon*
*munch*
Ty: Nuts?
Cleon: Yes, they are.
Ty: No, I mean, do you want some peanuts?
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 25, 2007 22:03:49 GMT
*struggling to light a flamethrower*
Piece of crap! This thing should work. I got it from the RP props department.
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 25, 2007 22:27:17 GMT
Oh, right right, Thanks. *Helps himself to some nuts* Ty:  What? Ty:  You're grabbing the wrong nuts. |
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Post by Ty on Jun 25, 2007 22:47:15 GMT
Oh, right right, Thanks. *Helps himself to some nuts* Ty: What? Ty: You're grabbing the wrong nuts.  |
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 26, 2007 3:37:29 GMT
*Smacks Ty on the ass*
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 26, 2007 9:54:27 GMT
*Runs from the thing* Wait a minute. *Thing stops* How about a sexy party? |
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 26, 2007 21:04:27 GMT
 Am I the only one here who is comfortable enough in his heteros3xuality that he can smack guys on the ass without giving it a second thought? *Smacks Kan on the ass* *Smacks Scorp on the ass* *Smacks Rakk across the face* |
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 26, 2007 21:08:12 GMT
*Smacks Cleon on the ass*
I believe you know otherwise.
*Slaps Kan with a shuggoth*
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 26, 2007 21:36:33 GMT
*Slaps the shogguth with a Rakk*
*Slaps the Rakk with a toaster*
*Slaps the toaster with a girl scout*
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Post by Ty on Jun 27, 2007 2:43:16 GMT
*smacks cleon on the ass with a black spiky dildo Rod of Lordly Might1*
Cleon: AAGGH!
Ty: What? I thought you were comfortable with your sexuality.
Cleon: I am, but that thing hurts like hell. What's it made of?
Ty: I don't know, but the last guy I hit it with is still in the hospital with a broken tail bone.
*starts smacking random people on the ass with the ROLM*
Ty: Power Pole ROLM: Extend!
*ROLM extends to about a mile long*
*starts smacking people in Long Island on the ass*
1: Inside joke.
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Post by grigori on Jun 27, 2007 3:22:47 GMT
OOS: Alright, I'm disturbed.
*Slaps Cleon with his own skull*
*Get's smacked by Ty with the ROLM for making a really long empty space at the end of this post*
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 27, 2007 6:09:49 GMT
*slaps Grig on the ass...with his own ass. Somehow.*
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 27, 2007 10:04:05 GMT
Jimmy: This doesn't seem physically possible!!
*Scorp smacks Jimmy.....no just smacks him*
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Post by grigori on Jun 27, 2007 14:20:35 GMT
*Makes a really long space at the end of his post*
*hits self repeatedly with ROLM*
Woo!
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 27, 2007 20:01:40 GMT
*Smacks grig on the ass and gives him an STD |
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Post by Ty on Jun 27, 2007 20:56:55 GMT
*Makes a really long space at the end of his post* *hits self repeatedly with ROLM*Woo! Stop hitting yourself.  Hits himself repeatedly with ROLM and tosses himself off a building into a gigantic pit filled with ROLMs* |
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Post by grigori on Jun 28, 2007 4:57:30 GMT
*Makes a really long space at the end of his post* *hits self repeatedly with ROLM*Woo! Stop hitting yourself. Hits himself repeatedly with ROLM and tosses himself off a building into a gigantic pit filled with ROLMs*My sentiments exactly. *fails to make Ty hit himself because he missed an asterisk*
*hits self repeatedly with ROLM again* |
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Post by Ty on Jun 29, 2007 1:23:57 GMT
Stop hitting yourself. Hits himself repeatedly with ROLM and tosses himself off a building into a gigantic pit filled with ROLMs*My sentiments exactly. *fails to make Ty hit himself because he missed an asterisk*
*hits self repeatedly with ROLM again*Phail. |
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You're grabbing the wrong nuts.
Am I the only one here who is comfortable enough in his heteros3xuality that he can smack guys on the ass without giving it a second thought? 