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Post by nat3r on Apr 3, 2007 21:01:27 GMT
1. You start to gauge things in terms of Action Points (e.g. car fuel) 2. When a door is locked, you mutter "damn, EHB..." or "Excuse me...wheres the nearest Entry point?" 3. When a red cross commercial appears on television, you immediately think of FAK's..
add more!
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Post by grigori on Apr 3, 2007 21:12:25 GMT
When you regularly use the term "Trenchcoater," even outside of the game.
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Post by Scorpio on Apr 3, 2007 21:13:52 GMT
You witness a murder. Instead of calling the police you call some shady guy who advertises on wikipedia.
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Oct-taku
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Post by Oct-taku on Apr 3, 2007 21:46:50 GMT
You tend to bite your co-workers on the arms, and use the words, "Barhar" and "Hambargarrz."
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Post by nat3r on Apr 3, 2007 23:46:10 GMT
when somebody says something to you and you dont understand...you say "Mrh?"
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Post by Ty on Apr 4, 2007 0:00:55 GMT
When you enter a new building you plan to spend the night in, you immediately start piling crap up against the doors and bar the windows.
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Post by Remellion on Apr 4, 2007 11:09:58 GMT
When you stab a dead person in the neck with a syringe in the hope that you have purified a member of the horde.
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Post by grigori on Apr 4, 2007 21:35:13 GMT
When you join the Volunteer Fire Department in the hopes if getting Axe Proficiency.
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Post by Scorpio on Apr 4, 2007 22:59:51 GMT
You carry a portable generator, a phone tower and a fuel can at all times in case you need to make a phone call.
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Oct-taku
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Post by Oct-taku on Apr 5, 2007 20:25:07 GMT
You think free-running will get you past doors (it's a coll sport, though).
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Post by nat3r on Apr 6, 2007 17:57:28 GMT
you sit at your computer every friday and tuesday refreshing the MWM website every 5 minutes to see if there has been an update
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Post by John The Baker on Apr 6, 2007 19:09:15 GMT
When you leave your house, walk half way across the city and then stop for 25 Hours before walking the rest.
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The King Of Scots
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Post by The King Of Scots on Apr 9, 2007 15:52:01 GMT
You start going on the forum pretending your a boy.
Seriously: When You walk past a market and see millions of a people and shout
"It's overrun we're all doomed but we will defend it until we die"
A hug to whoever gets both references.
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Kan
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Post by Kan on Apr 9, 2007 19:40:47 GMT
You are playing UD to much when you start to wish it will really happen, and you start to see zeds attacking people.
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Ms. Cleo
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Apr 9, 2007 22:29:13 GMT
When you open the same empty cupboard over and over and over again hoping you'll find something useful (reference to search). When you don't speak to anybody because you wanna conserve your AP for and searching and fighting zombies. When you call real-life murders "PKing." When you see someone in a trenchcoat and feel like PKing them. If you spraypaint "CMS FOREVER" on the wall of your local shoping mall. You start going on the forum pretending your a boy. Seriously: When You walk past a market and see millions of a people and shout "It's overrun we're all doomed but we will defend it until we die" A hug to whoever gets both references. Well the first one's Jax but the mall one sounds like every bunkass modern zombie movie ever made. when somebody says something to you and you dont understand...you say "Mrh?" What's wrong with that? >.>
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Post by Scorpio on Apr 9, 2007 22:31:33 GMT
When a crucifix is just a useless trinket and a church is just a big building to leap off.
EDIT: Sorry if this offends anyone.
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Post by foonyak on Apr 16, 2007 18:08:43 GMT
When a crucifix is just a useless trinket and a church is just a big building to leap off. So I've been playing too much UD for the past nine years? Man, if I had known that I was playing for so long, I would've logged in sooner.
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Post by grigori on Apr 16, 2007 19:29:14 GMT
That's enough atheism for right now, kiddies. Let's move it along.
When you're sick, you go to the hospital and yell, "Infected! Heal plz!"
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Post by Big J on Apr 18, 2007 2:57:14 GMT
you sit at your computer every friday and tuesday refreshing the MWM website every 5 minutes to see if there has been an update Err, blush. Nobody does that. ...when you get to your favorite store before it opens, look at the locked doors, and think "Hmm, the left it Extremely Heavy, wonder if i should knock it down to VS?"
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Kan
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Post by Kan on Apr 29, 2007 5:16:40 GMT
when you see a shamblign person you shoot em in the head.
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Post by Scorpio on Apr 30, 2007 13:23:58 GMT
You believe wirecutters are completly useless in the world, all the jobs requiring wirecutters where completed before you where born.
You can perform surgery on yourself with meager supplies and no anesthesia.
You want to be a doctor or policeman? Skip regular training, just kill people and spray graffiti until you 'somehow' gain the necessary skills.
Life is so hard that, rather than be happy your alive, you go onto forums and wikis and suggest ways that God (Kevan) can improve on life.
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Post by ferrumleo on May 8, 2007 1:38:37 GMT
You begin to have nightmares and people from your forum's usernames appear as characters in your nightmares..
*actually happened*
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Kan
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Post by Kan on May 8, 2007 2:21:38 GMT
OH my god, that has happened to me before, (points finger) [Jax] that women scares meh
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Delacroix(Rei)
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Post by Delacroix(Rei) on May 8, 2007 2:23:26 GMT
Damn right I scare you.
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Kan
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Post by Kan on May 8, 2007 2:24:23 GMT
whahahaha!
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Post by grigori on May 8, 2007 2:33:09 GMT
When your contingency plan in the case of a zombie attack is to head to the mall.
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Kan
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Post by Kan on May 8, 2007 2:51:10 GMT
Dont forget the rest of the plan, part b1 make it to the mall that is infested and died, B2 dont make it to the mall and die, and part B3 make it to the mall and kill yourself after being bitten.
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Post by Scorpio on May 8, 2007 10:34:51 GMT
Instead of going to a Doctor, you stand in a crowd and yell.
Anyone hiding in the mall with you is a wuss, anyone who leaves the mall is crazy.
You have 'special skills' to help you shop.
Protecting the local mall is more important than protecting your home.
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Kan
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Post by Kan on May 8, 2007 13:23:17 GMT
Malls are the worst place to go.
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Post by grigori on May 8, 2007 20:07:15 GMT
When you don't dare stay on the street for more than a few minutes, and run like crazy from homeless people.
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