Kan
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Post by Kan on Jun 12, 2007 1:41:59 GMT
*takes out P90*
"Stay still Lil lady"
*Aims at Cleons head and fires*
"Bye bye, not where were we ladys?"
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Ms. Cleo
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 12, 2007 1:49:14 GMT
*Stick head out of the nozzle of the P90*
YOU'VE BEEN PWNED, MUHF-CKA!!
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Post by Ty on Jun 12, 2007 1:54:33 GMT
Ty: Dammit, Cleon! We're trying to make our moves here! Stop messing with the time-space continuum! *grabs Cleon and throws him out of the room* Ty: Now, then, ladies... OOC: Does anyone find it weird that me and Kan keep teaming up in RPs? First Supernatural, then JP by accident, and now this.  |
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Post by grigori on Jun 12, 2007 1:55:30 GMT
*Stumbles onscreen with a half-full bottle in his hand, laughter follows*
Grig: How you fellash doin? Cleon, see you stickin your head into another situation.
Laughter
Cleon: Where the f*** did you come from?
Grig: Wha? I live in the cellar under the stairs.
Laughter
Grig: Why the hell are you all laughing??? I live under the stairs! The STAIRS , damn you!!! *sobs*
Heavy laughter
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Post by Ty on Jun 12, 2007 1:57:51 GMT
Ty: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I have to stay in the storage space above the bar for a while.
Grig: Yeah, but that's just 'cause you're afraid of your Ex.
Ty: Stop judging me.
*laughter*
Ty: Oh, don't you guys encourage him!
*more laughter*
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Post by Rakk on Jun 12, 2007 1:59:08 GMT
Rakk: No Grigori... you live in a van down by the river.
Grigori: No Sheesh Rakk I livesh under te shtairs...
Rakk: No, you live in a VAN down by the RIVER.
Grigori: No, the shtairsh....
Rakk: Just say it grigori....
Grigori......... I live in a VAN down by the RIVER!
Audience laugh/applaud/SNL sues
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Ms. Cleo
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 12, 2007 2:00:49 GMT
OOS: Strange. You should team up with Harley. *Tom sticks his head through the window when Grig says he lives under the stairs* Tom: Hey Grig, is your roomate the TROLL? *Perks up and smiles, expecting laughs* ............. *Crickets chirp* Cleon: The troll lives under the BRIDGE, ya retarded-ass, bad-death-in-RPs-giving, trenchoater-lingerie wearing muhf*cka. *Exclamations, cheers, laughter and applause* |
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Post by Ty on Jun 12, 2007 2:03:05 GMT
OOS: Harley?
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Kan
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Post by Kan on Jun 12, 2007 2:03:09 GMT
"Kill the Trench Coater!"
*Takes out P90 and aims at Tom*
"AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE Yankee!"
OOC: I gtg guys cya tomorrow
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Ms. Cleo
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 12, 2007 2:13:55 GMT
OOS: Later OOS: *Everyone stands silent with shocked expressions on their face looking at Ty* Me: .......... Y-...yaaaaay.OOC: that is so weird ty, remember i told you that you look like my friend Harley? he takes meds too!! |
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Post by Ty on Jun 12, 2007 2:19:05 GMT
OOS: Oh, yeah, right.
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Post by grigori on Jun 12, 2007 2:23:35 GMT
Rakk: No Grigori... you live in a van down by the river. Grigori: No Sheesh Rakk I livesh under te shtairs... Rakk: No, you live in a VAN down by the RIVER. Grigori: No, the shtairsh.... Rakk: Just say it grigori.... Grigori......... I live in a VAN down by the RIVER! Audience laugh/applaud/SNL suesOOS: Classic, Rakk. Classic. Grig: So can anybody... y'know... lend me a room or something? Everyone: Uh, er... Grig: S-seriosuly, there's rats down there the size of warthogs. LaughterGrig: ... I also think I may be going insane. LaughterGrig: Damn you! Damn you all! I will find you and KILL YOU, you laughing bastards! Kill you with a rusty SPOON! *Convulses on the floor* |
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Khallos
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Post by Khallos on Jun 12, 2007 10:12:48 GMT
*Walks in waving*
"Hey guys. I was in town and i..."
*Pauses, looks down at Grig and raises an eyebrow.*
"...Has he been eating coffee beans again?"
*laughter*
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Post by Rakk on Jun 12, 2007 10:18:35 GMT
*Screen Cuts to Rakk*
Canned Cheering
Wait, what... I was just over here drinking peacefully when something cut me and there was cheering... I think I need to go to the hospital...
*Screen Cuts to a large slice in Rakks head*
Ow! Stop that!
*Screen Cuts to a large gash on his right arm*
Sonofa!
*Screen Cuts to a cut on his leg...*
Oh no you don't.
*Rakk Assaults and pummels the cameraman that keeps making all the fast cuts*
Canned Laughter
So anyways Khallos, you did not see the half of it... Grigori walked in here with a thanksgiving roast turkey stuck on his head Canned Laughter as the screen cuts to that image, so to get it off we stuffed it full of coffee beans... Loud Canned Laughter Long story short, don't go near the fire hydrant outside here or the police station...
*Khalls raises an eyebrow even higher*
More Canned Laughter
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 12, 2007 15:40:22 GMT
ooc: You could avoid teaming up if you do what I do Ty, look for the first sign of his hostility, then wail on him.
ic:
*Scorpio and Khallos play chess. Khallos takes one of Scorps pieces*
Khallos: Woooooooooooooo BANG!
Laughter
Scorp: You may be beating me, but do you have to make that sound every time you take a piece?
Khallos: Sorry, it just makes the game more exciting.
Scorpio: (sigh) Fine, the gloves are off, I'm gonna turn up the heat now. and I hope you can lose gracefully.
*Scorpio moves piece. Khallos moves his piece*
Khallos: Checkmate.
Scorp: AAAAGH!!
*Flips chess board and storms off.*
Laughter
Khallos: Wooooooooooo BANG!
Laughter and mass applause for Khallos
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