Kan
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Post by Kan on Aug 12, 2007 12:36:44 GMT
Pre-outbreak Rule 1: Always be ready to fight.
Post-outbreak Rule 1: Aim for the head.
OK so basically add a new rule to both sides in each post, Pre and Post outbreak. The next post for example would be Rule 2.
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Aug 13, 2007 8:06:15 GMT
Pre: Don't make yourself look like a paranoid, delusional idiot with no life by running around with a sign that says "the zombies are coming!" like those dirty apocalypse now bible nut bums you see on the streets of New York.
Post: Avoid necrophiliacs.
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Post by Kan on Aug 13, 2007 15:52:08 GMT
Pre: Don;t watch B zombie movies
Post: Don't be a necrophiliac.
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Post by Scorpio on Aug 13, 2007 16:20:13 GMT
Pre: At the first sign of trouble, kill all the local children. They'll only try the same later.
Post: Evil Dead has the best idea for zombie killing. Hack, shoot, stab, burn and blow them up until they can't move.
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Kan
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Post by Kan on Aug 13, 2007 16:24:56 GMT
Pre: Make a friend of Jaxcel
Post: Dont get in her way...
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Aug 14, 2007 1:32:15 GMT
Pre: Stop talking about allying yourself with people that are halfway across the world.
Post: Drugs and alchoholic beverages will hinder your concentration on the field, but in the security of your safehouse--they can really pass the time.
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Kan
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Post by Kan on Aug 14, 2007 1:56:53 GMT
Good one.
Pre: get in shape
Post:Don't get around anyone named Barbara.
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Aug 14, 2007 8:23:19 GMT
LMFAO and thanks btw
Pre: Buy lots and lots of Holloween zombie makeup and study the undead movements of each Dead movie enthusiastically.
Post: Stay away from other survivors while in your disguise to avoid a shot to the head.
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Post by The King Of Scots on Aug 14, 2007 10:12:01 GMT
Pre: Find an easily Baricaddable (is that even a word) place
Post: After your Safehouse has been compromised RUN FOREST RUN!
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Post by Kan on Aug 14, 2007 18:46:57 GMT
Pre: Learn your weapons.
Post: Dont go to the mall!
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Post by Oct-taku on Aug 14, 2007 23:21:54 GMT
Pre: Get a stockpile of weapons.
Post: After you convine other survivors you can protect them, force your dictatorship upon the peons! HEIL the KOALA!
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