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Post by Scorpio on Jun 11, 2007 21:14:15 GMT
Urbandeadproboards52 is filmed before a live studio audience.
Just a humor spamming RP to burn off some stress before the summer. Initial setting is my bar 'McNotirishes.' With further locations being added as the RP goes on.
[glow=red,2,300]In no way is this intended to take priority over other serious RPs, like I said, stress relief.[/glow] Just write some funny unlikely sitcom situations. Like Seinfeld, it's a RP about nothing.
On a side note, write in some audience reactions where appropriate. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Open on Scorp running his bar. Somebody fiddles with a jukebox in the background, an ABBA song is heard starting.
"Turn that crap off!!" *Pulls shotgun from under the bar and points it threateningly*
canned laughter
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Post by Kan on Jun 11, 2007 21:47:31 GMT
OOC: what the hell is ABBA? A young man walks into the bar and sit down at the counter, ignoring the impending shotgun blast. "Hey bartend wanna take a break from the hostilities to get me a pepsi?"
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 11, 2007 21:55:31 GMT
ooc: Nevermind.
ic: "........................................."
Scorpio thinks long and hard about this.
"Hostilities? Pepsi? Hostilities?"
canned laughter.
"I'm gonna stick with hostilities."
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Post by Kan on Jun 11, 2007 21:56:27 GMT
"What about coke?" canned laughter
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Post by Ty on Jun 11, 2007 22:16:25 GMT
*enters the bar greeted by rows of cheers from the audience*
Scorp: Hey, Ty.
Ty: Heya, Scorp. *walks up and leans on the bar* Uh, listen... you still have that storage space above the bar?
Scorp: Yeah. Why?
Ty: Can I use it for a while?
Scorp: What for?
Ty: I, uh... I need a place to stay for the night.
*laughter*
Scorp: You want to spend the night in my storage space?
Ty: Yeah.
Scorp: ...Why?
Ty: You remember my Ex?
Scorp: Which one?
Ty: The one I always refer to as "The Ex".
Scorp: ...Vaguely.
*faint laughter*
Ty: Well, I just ran into her today, and she said she needed to talk to me.
Scorp: What about?
Ty: I don't know. I made up some phony appointment and got the hell out of there.
*laughter*
Scorp: Why didn't you just talk to her?
Ty: I can't. I'm scared. *chuckles* It's nuts. She's like 5-foot-nothing, ninety-something pounds, and I'm scared to death of her.
Scorp: She can't be that bad.
Ty: You haven't met this girl. She makes the girl from The Ring look like Salma Hayek.
*laughter*
Ty: And on my way home, I saw her waiting around in front of my building. I don't know how, but she knows where live now.
Scorp: ...So, you want to sleep in my storage space?
Ty: Well, I can't go back there now. If I talk to her right in front of the building, she'll probably invite herself in and end up spending the night. I'd rather sleep in a dusty old storage space than anywhere with her.
Scorp: You know, I never did take care of the cockroaches up there.
Ty: Still beats sleeping with her.
*laughter*
Scorp: Can't you get a hotel room?
Ty: Well, yeah, but... that would cost money.
*laughter*
Scorp: *sigh* Alright, fine. But you might want to bring a can of Raid up there with you, just in case.
Ty: Can do.
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 11, 2007 22:30:45 GMT
*Five foot tall woman enters the bar. Ty takes a flying leap and grips onto the ceiling fans to avoid her*
Woman: Did my Ex just run in here?
Scorp: One second.
*Scorp ducks behind bar, then stands up with slicked back hair and a tailored italian suit*
Scorp: You looking for your Ex? How's about a future Ex?
Wooo, from audience.
SLAP *Scorp is turned around 180. The woman storms out*
laughter
Scorp: (to audience) Oh yeah, she wants me.
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Post by Kan on Jun 11, 2007 22:32:46 GMT
"Right and I am a forerunner Construct named AdjutantReflex" crickets chirp "And another thing wheres mah coke?!"
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 11, 2007 22:35:23 GMT
Scorp: We only serve pepsi here.
canned laughter and applause
*Scorpio sets up a poster for a stand up comedy contest later tonight*
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Post by Ty on Jun 11, 2007 22:38:56 GMT
*spinning on ceiling fan*
Ty: Whew! Nice going, man. That was way too close. I owe you... wow, I'm getting dizzy.
*laughter*
*jumps down from the ceiling fan, landing awkwardly, then stands up and tries to still look cool*
*more laughter*
Ty: *looks at poster* Hey, so what's this about a stand-up contest?
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Post by Kan on Jun 11, 2007 22:41:37 GMT
"Yeah it just ended, you lost" Stands up cool like, "And I won" *canned laughter*
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 11, 2007 22:43:33 GMT
*Looks back at poster while pouring Ty a drink*
Scorp: Meh, plot point.
Laughter
Scorp: Actually It's just for the customers. The bar down the street.....Cheers or something, has been taking all my business, they say the guy from Fraiser drinks there.
Laughter
ooc: It would be cool if people gave a stand up routine if they find the time. No pressure.
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Post by Kan on Jun 11, 2007 22:47:41 GMT
"Do you got any mountain dew here barkeep?" "I need something to Dew" *canned laughter*
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Post by Ty on Jun 11, 2007 22:49:27 GMT
OOC: I'm your man.
IC:
"I love stand-up. Hey, is there a prize? Like, maybe a cash prize?" *leans uncomfortably close to Scorp* "Money? Green? Dinero? Lettuce? Stacks of paper gold?"
*laughter*
Scorp: ...Ty?
Ty: Yeah?
Scorp: Personal space.
Ty: Right. *backs up*
*laughter*
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 11, 2007 22:57:21 GMT
Scorp: Well, I'll have to see what I can do. I'm not turning up much of a profit what with the slow business and the law suits.
Guy across room: Can I get a beer?
Scorp: Sure.
*Scorp pours a beer then hurls it across the room, hitting the guy in the head*
Laughter.
Scorp: People are so greedy these days, suing you for every little thing.
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Post by Kan on Jun 11, 2007 23:00:02 GMT
"Was that smart?" the guy who was hit in the head yells, "I'm gonna sue!" Kanian can be seen pulling a P90 out, "Shad up!"
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Post by Rakk on Jun 11, 2007 23:15:43 GMT
*Rakk walks in*
Canned cheering
Rakk: Hey guys... *Looks at Kanian pointing a gun at some poor schmuck*
Ooookayyyy, this is a little awkward... let me try this again...
*Walks out*
Canned Laughter
*walks back in*
*Dead stare from Scorp and Ty peeks his head out from the ceiling*
*Sounding like Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas* Rakk: Righty-o
Canned Laughter
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Post by Ty on Jun 11, 2007 23:18:27 GMT
Ty: 'Sup, Rakk... Hey, why am I on the ceiling again? *jumps down*
*laughter*
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Post by Kan on Jun 11, 2007 23:19:55 GMT
"Can I kill this guy now?" the trigger finger gets twitchy on Kanian's hand
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Post by Scorpio on Jun 11, 2007 23:23:08 GMT
Scorp: One second.
*takes photo of justin next to wounded man holding gun*
Scorp: Now I'm in the clear.
laughter
*passes Rakk a beer*
Scorp: So how you been?
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Post by Rakk on Jun 11, 2007 23:26:13 GMT
Rakk: I wish I knew...
*Shakes head*
Canned Laughter
Rakk: sorry about being late but there was a break out of Ajjebitis three blocks from here, the whole area is being quarantined until a spell checker can be brought in.
Slight canned gasp and hush
Scorpio: Ajjebitis?
Rakk: Yeah it comes from dangerous Ajjeb rays, there is a cure if your not from Alberta, it causes you to slur like a drunken Saudi Albertan and speak in riddles and codes.
*random Guy Walks in*
Random Guy 1: HAI I woulds like to see the amazon rainforest by balloon in a rabbit infested sanctuary?
Scorpio:Guh?
Canned Laughter
Random Guy 1: This is worse than a chinchilla with a bad case of lupus in church before it goes to the nearest taco truck.
*Rakk backs away from the bar holding his nose* Rakk: By the way it is contagious. Like LOLcats or LOLcode.
Scorpio: GET OUTTA MAH BAR! *Scorpio takes a revolver out and points it at the guy who backs out slowly*
Canned Laughter, and cheering
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 12, 2007 1:01:27 GMT
*Appears in a puff of smoke*
DON'T EAT THE NUTS!!
*Disappears in the same way*
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Post by Kan on Jun 12, 2007 1:03:34 GMT
*can be seen holding a bowl of nuts* "Oaaaahhhh" *spits out the peanuts* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" *runs around screaming and letting his finger squeeze the trigger sending bullets everywhere* not intentional
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 12, 2007 1:09:19 GMT
*Drops upside down from the ceiling, hanging from it, right in front of Kan's face*
I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THE NUTS!!
*Disappears back up into the ceiling*
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Post by Ty on Jun 12, 2007 1:23:04 GMT
"Hey, pal, the ceiling's my turf!"
*laughter*
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 12, 2007 1:24:53 GMT
*Pops up from the floor right in front of Ty's face*
NO IT'S NOT!!
*Disappears back into the hole*
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Post by Kan on Jun 12, 2007 1:29:56 GMT
*walks through the wall* THE WALL IS MINE! "By the way there are some really hot chicks behind this wall, in a hot tub, need I say more?" *Walks back through the wall*
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 12, 2007 1:36:16 GMT
*Sticks head out of Kan's pants*
THEN I CLAIM YOUR PANTS!!
*Disappears into Kan's pants*
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Post by Ty on Jun 12, 2007 1:36:27 GMT
Ty: Chicks? Hot tub? ... Later, guys. *follows Kan through wall*
*laughter and applause*
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Post by Kan on Jun 12, 2007 1:38:13 GMT
"Ok that was messed up" *looks at Ty and shrugs* "Well hes gone now, hello pretteh ladys"
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Jun 12, 2007 1:39:38 GMT
*Sticks head out from inbetween one of the girl's boobs*
TOO LATE, I CALLED EM!!
*Laughter, applause, and cheering*
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