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Post by Ty on Aug 5, 2008 17:10:24 GMT
But have you ever wondered just how badly your eternal soul is screwed? Well, here's a fun way to find out: ~~~ The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Moderate Level 1 - Limbo | Very High Level 2 | Low Level 3 | Low Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Low Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Level descriptions: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.htmlTake the test: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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Post by Scorpio on Aug 5, 2008 17:18:50 GMT
Level 5. Though I dunno if I'm wrathful or gloomy.
Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low Level 2 Lustful Low Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High Level 7 Violent Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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Post by Oct-taku on Aug 5, 2008 18:33:30 GMT
I went to Purgatory.
Yeah.....
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Post by Kan on Aug 5, 2008 18:39:22 GMT
Not me, I is goign to purgatory.
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Post by Captain Obvious on Aug 5, 2008 20:36:45 GMT
It said I was going to six or limbo. Fun fun.
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Post by Rakk on Aug 5, 2008 20:53:41 GMT
Here is how you matched up against all the levels: (Click on a level for more info) Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Very High Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High Level 7 Violent Very High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
They say I went to level two, but somehow I see it differently...
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Post by Griggs on Aug 7, 2008 20:13:44 GMT
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Moderate Level 1 - Limbo | High Level 2 | High Level 3 | Moderate Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Very Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | Low Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low Level descriptions: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.htmlTake the test: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mvI dunno if I'm lustful, but whatever. Limbo ain't bad.
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Aug 25, 2008 4:51:59 GMT
Oh shit, son.
Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Post by Delacroix(Rei) on Aug 25, 2008 11:36:54 GMT
Missed a Few Questions...
I got the Ninth Level of hell. >_>
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Aug 25, 2008 22:59:28 GMT
What's level 9?
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Post by Ty on Aug 25, 2008 23:26:14 GMT
Level 9 - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
...Cozy.
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Aug 25, 2008 23:29:46 GMT
Personally...if this is the most terrifying interpretations the Christians can come up with to scare their followers...it's pretty weak by many modern standards.
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Post by Ty on Aug 25, 2008 23:30:56 GMT
Honestly, level 8 sounded worse. Feces and whipping and lepers, oh my! ~~~ Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Post by Scorpio on Aug 25, 2008 23:32:09 GMT
Yeah, now they just infiltrate the US government and try to bury any idea of church and state separation.
So the grand daddy penthouse of hell is....ice? That's very different from the title of dantes inferno...cunning guy.
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Post by Kan on Aug 25, 2008 23:53:14 GMT
Personally...if this is the most terrifying interpretations the Christians can come up with to scare their followers...it's pretty weak by many modern standards. Catholics..........not christians dude.
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Post by Oct-taku on Aug 26, 2008 0:03:00 GMT
Seconded. I can't say anything about the Pope and how badly he sucks, otherwise the Catholic Secret Police will come for me.
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Aug 26, 2008 0:13:43 GMT
Personally...if this is the most terrifying interpretations the Christians can come up with to scare their followers...it's pretty weak by many modern standards. Catholics..........not christians dude. My entire family is Catholic. I have more Christian friends of varying various variations than I can count. And quite honestly, I see absolutely zero to nil difference between it all.
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Post by Kan on Aug 26, 2008 0:19:11 GMT
We don't believe in works getting one to heaven, thats a pretty big difference,
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Post by Captain Obvious on Aug 26, 2008 0:21:25 GMT
My church teaches that Christians are just a sect of Catholics.
Edit: I'm agnostic btw, not really with any particular faith.
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Post by Kan on Aug 26, 2008 0:24:59 GMT
We are not a sect dude, we believe in the bible and are allowed to come to our own conclusions, wereas Catholics are bound to their church's interpretation of the good book.
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Post by Captain Obvious on Aug 26, 2008 0:28:10 GMT
Huh, your church is strange. No offense
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Aug 26, 2008 0:28:26 GMT
Ohhh wow. V_V It's pretty much still, "be a good person, through God anything is possible."
Which is technically true, as faith can really have an impact on a person's psychological endurance.
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Post by Kan on Aug 26, 2008 0:29:08 GMT
None taken but I believe people should be allowed to read and intemperate the bible themselves, not just be told what it means.
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Post by Ms. Cleo on Aug 26, 2008 1:03:06 GMT
That's what I believe, and to a much lesser extent my father. But everybody else would burn you at the stake for even suggesting that. V_V
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Post by Griggs on Aug 26, 2008 16:45:37 GMT
And now, here I come to be the guy who gets offended:
Sumbitches, comin to this forum and railin on Catholics! If I still had my ban-shotgun, it would be all like, Pow! Chk-chk, pow! and so on. EVERYONE LAST ONE OF YOU BASTIDS WOULD BE GOIN DOWN.
Besides, it really is just like all those other sects of Christianity. Only there's more of us.
A lot more.
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Post by Ty on Aug 26, 2008 19:31:27 GMT
Total Members: 666
Coincidence?!
...Probably.
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Post by Kan on Aug 27, 2008 2:31:01 GMT
HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD, REPENT!!!!!!
*runs around screaming like the blind preacher Lil' Nicky.*
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Post by Ty on Aug 27, 2008 2:33:29 GMT
Hell, I don't care. I'm going to rolling pastures to chill with Socrates.
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Post by Griggs on Aug 28, 2008 0:39:41 GMT
We've already passed 666 3 times due to the member cuts.
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Post by Oct-taku on Aug 28, 2008 0:44:05 GMT
Grigs, I didn't know you were Catholic.
And the Vatican does have secret police.
Fun Fact: Mission Impossible 3's Vatican scene had no Swiss Guards. According to Vatican law, the suits they wear cannot be used in any other way, other than as a uniform for the Swiss Guard. So...no actors. And you can bet the Swiss Guard have better things to do than be in a movie.
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