We're all going to hell

[Ty]

But have you ever wondered just how badly your eternal soul is screwed? Well, here's a fun way to find out:
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[Scorpio]

Level 5. Though I dunno if I'm wrathful or gloomy.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

[Oct-taku]

I went to Purgatory.



Yeah.....

[Kan]

Not me, I is goign to purgatory.

[Captain Obvious]

It said I was going to six or limbo. Fun fun.

[Rakk]

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

They say I went to level two, but somehow I see it differently...

[Griggs]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I dunno if I'm lustful, but whatever. Limbo ain't bad.

[Ms. Cleo]

Oh shit, son.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Delacroix(Rei)]

Missed a Few Questions...

I got the Ninth Level of hell. >_>

[Ms. Cleo]

What's level 9?

[Ty]

Level 9 - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

...Cozy.

[Ms. Cleo]

Personally...if this is the most terrifying interpretations the Christians can come up with to scare their followers...it's pretty weak by many modern standards.

[Ty]

Honestly, level 8 sounded worse. Feces and whipping and lepers, oh my!

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[Scorpio]

Yeah, now they just infiltrate the US government and try to bury any idea of church and state separation.

So the grand daddy penthouse of hell is....ice? That's very different from the title of dantes inferno...cunning guy.

[Kan]

Aug 25, 2008 23:29:46 GMT Ms. Cleo said:

Personally...if this is the most terrifying interpretations the Christians can come up with to scare their followers...it's pretty weak by many modern standards.

Catholics..........not christians dude.

[Oct-taku]

Seconded. I can't say anything about the Pope and how badly he sucks, otherwise the Catholic Secret Police will come for me.

[Ms. Cleo]

Aug 25, 2008 23:53:14 GMT Kan said:

Aug 25, 2008 23:29:46 GMT Ms. Cleo said:

Personally...if this is the most terrifying interpretations the Christians can come up with to scare their followers...it's pretty weak by many modern standards.

Catholics..........not christians dude.

My entire family is Catholic. I have more Christian friends of varying various variations than I can count. And quite honestly, I see absolutely zero to nil difference between it all.

[Kan]

We don't believe in works getting one to heaven, thats a pretty big difference,

[Captain Obvious]

My church teaches that Christians are just a sect of Catholics.

Edit: I'm agnostic btw, not really with any particular faith.

[Kan]

We are not a sect dude, we believe in the bible and are allowed to come to our own conclusions, wereas Catholics are bound to their church's interpretation of the good book.

[Captain Obvious]

Huh, your church is strange. No offense

[Ms. Cleo]

Ohhh wow. V_V It's pretty much still, "be a good person, through God anything is possible."

Which is technically true, as faith can really have an impact on a person's psychological endurance.

[Kan]

None taken but I believe people should be allowed to read and intemperate the bible themselves, not just be told what it means.

[Ms. Cleo]

That's what I believe, and to a much lesser extent my father. But everybody else would burn you at the stake for even suggesting that. V_V

[Griggs]

And now, here I come to be the guy who gets offended:

Sumbitches, comin to this forum and railin on Catholics! If I still had my ban-shotgun, it would be all like, Pow! Chk-chk, pow! and so on. EVERYONE LAST ONE OF YOU BASTIDS WOULD BE GOIN DOWN.

Besides, it really is just like all those other sects of Christianity. Only there's more of us.

A lot more.

[Ty]

Total Members: 666

Coincidence?!

...Probably.

[Kan]

HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD, REPENT!!!!!!

*runs around screaming like the blind preacher Lil' Nicky.*

[Ty]

Hell, I don't care. I'm going to rolling pastures to chill with Socrates.

[Griggs]

We've already passed 666 3 times due to the member cuts.

[Oct-taku]

Grigs, I didn't know you were Catholic.



And the Vatican does have secret police.




Fun Fact: Mission Impossible 3's Vatican scene had no Swiss Guards. According to Vatican law, the suits they wear cannot be used in any other way, other than as a uniform for the Swiss Guard. So...no actors. And you can bet the Swiss Guard have better things to do than be in a movie.