Post by Ms. Cleo on Dec 10, 2008 6:59:57 GMT
Life's tough out here in Malton. For the past...3...4...I don't know.. years, I've been traipsing about this crap hole, completely isolated off from the rest of the world. I've been to every single block at least 20 times out of boredom (hell, the whole damn city's only a 100x100 grid), getting killed to rise as a zombie and revivified back to life over and over and over again. Getting stuck in this death trap has taken a toll on my fitness, as well. I can't seem to take more than 50 steps a day without collapsing down from exhaustion...
Who the hell's idea was it to barricade an entire city filled with hundreds of thousands of immortal zombies and people for 3 straight years and not make any goddamn plans to solve the stupid problem?! They just keep parachuting in more inept soldiers who couldn't shoot the red side of a barn...
AND! I've got a sneaking suspicion that they're promoting TOURISM to Malton to bring in more people. I mean, that would explain why I keep meeting all these f**kin' noobs who couldn't remember who they are or how they got here if their life depended on it. Most of the time, they just come up with some farfetch'd, superhuman back story to embellish themselves in others eyes, reinforcing their claims by strutting around in black trenchcoats and zealously referring to their fire axes and led pipes as "katanas." Where the hell do these new guys come from?! I've been to the edge of the city, and for some reason, there's just a...blank...green-colored nothingness.... which brings me to my next subject...
There's. Nothing. To. Do. The other day I spent the whole afternoon at the mall in what used to be a pharmacy, just standing in front of a cupboard. I open the cupboard, completely empty, close it. I open the cupboard, completely empty, close it. I open the cupboard, completely empty, close it. I open the same cupboard, BAM!!!Herpes First Aid Kit.
What kinda shit is that?
Who the hell's idea was it to barricade an entire city filled with hundreds of thousands of immortal zombies and people for 3 straight years and not make any goddamn plans to solve the stupid problem?! They just keep parachuting in more inept soldiers who couldn't shoot the red side of a barn...
AND! I've got a sneaking suspicion that they're promoting TOURISM to Malton to bring in more people. I mean, that would explain why I keep meeting all these f**kin' noobs who couldn't remember who they are or how they got here if their life depended on it. Most of the time, they just come up with some farfetch'd, superhuman back story to embellish themselves in others eyes, reinforcing their claims by strutting around in black trenchcoats and zealously referring to their fire axes and led pipes as "katanas." Where the hell do these new guys come from?! I've been to the edge of the city, and for some reason, there's just a...blank...green-colored nothingness.... which brings me to my next subject...
There's. Nothing. To. Do. The other day I spent the whole afternoon at the mall in what used to be a pharmacy, just standing in front of a cupboard. I open the cupboard, completely empty, close it. I open the cupboard, completely empty, close it. I open the cupboard, completely empty, close it. I open the same cupboard, BAM!!!
What kinda shit is that?
